DJD: The Diagnosis
Just in: DJD/ Degenerative Joint Disease/ AKA Osteoarthritis.
Prognosis: incurable. This explains why I’ve been couch-bound for 4 days, strapped to a heating pad, barely able to walk after reaching in for a gallon of milk.
Could’ve been worse. Finger on my pulse, yep; still here. 🫀