Porterhouse
When it’s done right, it speaks for itself. Along with a baked potato w/ butter & Daisy brand sour cream + a chef’s salad on the side w/Bleu Cheese dressing & a healthy glass of Barefoot brand (the best) Pinot Grigio and a heap of Red Velvet Cake from the deli with cream cheese icing- finishing the meal with Peppercorn Medley and Pink Himalayan Salt together, + green onions on the side, and a complimentary Ambien 12.5 ER that you take before you eat this magnificent meal, so that after you eat it, you’re feeling oh so right. Bon appetit! 😁
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