Flatline
I woke up this morning to a sink full of pee. Also, there are two rolls of toilet paper missing. I scroll through my mental rolodex of people, friends, animals, and other beings who have been in this place for the past 24 hours. What could this mean?
It’s kind of like the game Clue, except the wrench or gun has been replaced with a sink of pee. Josh thinks our dog did it. He does sometimes climb up on the counter (over the sink) and tear into the trash. Yes, yes, perhaps. Could he have peed in the sink? It’s possible. But the two rolls of toilet paper. How could they have simply vanished? No traces of their whereabouts.
These are things that I can ponder over the next twelve days without the internet. I’ve been stashing game and entertainment folders like a hoarder preparing for the apocalypse. Twelve days without the internet! That’s a lifetime. I’ve been chained to this bed and laptop for days- knocking out assignment after assignment. Criminology final- check. Cultural essay (with MLA citations) in Spanish II- check. Five remaining assignments in Lifetime Fitness and Wellness- check. I’ve knocked back 4 classes (and my finals) a month early in preparation for the internet crash. I remember taking pictures outside…and shadows! I like shadows! Two more days of school madness and it’s over. I’m hobbling through the finish line but dang it, I made it.
I’ll be back with stories of my graduation. Until then, farewell all!
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my vote is your dog ate the toilet paper rolls while peeing in the sink. Yes, I think this is what took place. 🙂 Hilarious. Yes, 12 days is like freakin forever. Hurry up and come back!
November 19, 2013 at 1:25 am
Will do! (With a diploma.) Way to go for you too, Jen! We’ve actually been a great support team while getting our degrees. Thanks for all of your encouragement over the months. It’s been priceless.xo
November 19, 2013 at 1:41 am
Snap! You will be gone from internet land for 12 days?! Yikes! You will be missed, but, I can’t wait to hear about your diploma and if the mystery of the pee sink has been solved!
November 19, 2013 at 10:20 am
And you will be the first person I talk to when I return. I’m happy about the diploma (yada yada) but that pee has me stumped. haha.. See you soon. xoxo
November 19, 2013 at 3:39 pm
You have the oddest things happen in your life….soon you can celebrate that degree!
November 28, 2013 at 9:59 pm
Thanks, Al. :0) And yes, if you only knew how bizarre my life has been. I would need 5 books to start, and that’s only my childhood…heheh. Seriously though, nothing surprises me any more.
November 29, 2013 at 12:29 pm