Mystery Drunk Caller
Of course, this isn’t such a mystery as I know who the caller was, but in my great compassion, I won’t name names.
Brring. Brring.
“Hello?”
[Intoxicated caller]
“Hey. You know the other day when I was telling you about that store?”
“Huh?”
“That store…they sell Wonder Woman costumes and-”
“Ok. Look. I told you, do not drunk call me. If you drunk call me, I’m going to hang up on you. Don’t frikking drunk call me!”
“Well, well, see…”
“Are you drunk?!”
[Innebreated pause]
“You’re drunk, aren’t you?”
“They have these Wonder Woman costumes there. I’ll buy it.”
“Dude, I don’t care about your Darth Vader crap, and I don’t care about Wonder Woman. If you call me one more time with your ^%$# in your hand, I’m going to-”
“You’re beautiful, Birg! I’ll buy the costume!”
“Ok, You know what? I’m hanging up. Do not drunk call me again.”
[click]
Yeah. This really happened today.
Somebody stop this ride…
m o n o c h r o m e j u n k i e † 
Haha love it! It’s been a while since I got a drunken call or even a booty call at that. When I do get them, I am rarely offered superhero costumes!
—Alyce
January 13, 2014 at 1:22 am
I’m telling you, I could write a book- nobody would believe my everyday life. (Nobody could make this crap up!) :0)
January 13, 2014 at 1:30 am
Ugh, drunk ex’s on the phone. Just what every woman needs in her life, not!! Hope your first day back studying goes well 🙂 xxx
January 13, 2014 at 11:02 am
Thanks. :0) The first few days are usually slow as we familiarize ourselves with the syllabi, outlines, instructors, etc. but around day 4- we’re thrown straight into the academic cyclone and by week two, spinning uncontrollably in full-time research papers, memorization, etc. and reading hundreds of pages weekly of various chapters and text. I love it! :0)
And yeah, gotta love those drunk exes, eh?
UGH. (I think it’s time to change my number.)
January 13, 2014 at 11:38 am
hahahah that is so fantastic. I used to have a friend that did that. She would call me up and sing me solos on my machine. It’s hilarious how different people act when drunk. I am so boring like I will fall asleep. That is all that happens. Other people will swing on poles or crawl on the floor . I guess if you had wanted to be Wonder Woman this Halloween you could have gotten a free costume out of the deal lol?
January 16, 2014 at 11:37 am
Actually, I used to get drunk and swing on poles and crawl on the floor too. But at least I got a few $50’s out of the deal!
Hahaha…
Yeah, some people HAVE to be around other people when they drink. This is why it’s a good idea to stop yourself after two, maybe three drinks- at the most. Getting trashed is NEVER a good thing. Still, I get my fair share of “drunk calls”- I absolutely hate being around rambling drunk people!
And this is why I screen my calls heavily. ;0)
January 16, 2014 at 12:21 pm